“It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence,” begins the stinging letter from Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan addressed to Senate President Godswill Akpabio.
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The senator’s “apology,” dripping with irony, addresses the alleged pressure and expectations placed upon her. “How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… ‘requests’ was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement,” she writes, pointedly highlighting the perceived transactional nature of influence.
Akpoti-Uduaghan continues her satirical lament, expressing “regret” for “prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.” She underscores the perceived consequences of her stance, noting the “legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes.
“Concluding with a powerful declaration, Senator Akpoti-Uduaghan states, “Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.”
She signs off as “Yours in eternal resistance, Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan, Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken.” This unapologetic “apology” is sure to ignite further debate and discussion within the Nigerian political landscape.
